One law for them, another for you

There are certain bosses that really take the Michael.

They pull employees up on things that they do themselves. The difference is that when they do these things, they excuse themselves by using positive phrases.

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When you take a long time, you're slow.
When it's the boss, it's because they are being thorough.

When you don't do something, you're lazy.
When it's the boss, they're too busy.

When you make a mistake, you must be an idiot.
When it's the boss, they're only human.

When you make a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When the boss does the same thing, they're being firm.

When you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When the boss does the same thing, they're using their initiative.