We all try to present our best side when we're writing to a potential employer.
Those bosses have to sift the wheat from the chaff - and they get used to seeing the same old phrases that seem to mean something different to what the author intended.
Here's our jokey translations of common phrases that find themselves into job application letters.
And the moral of the story is...don't pack your job application letter with untruths and exaggeration. Unless you want to work for the News of the World, that is!
What jobseekers say: I'm extremely adept at all manner of office organization.
What they mean: I've used Microsoft Office.
What they say: I'm honest, hard-working, and dependable.
What they mean: I pilfer office supplies.
What they say: My pertinent work experience includes...
What they mean: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.
What they say: I take pride in my work.
What they mean: I blame others for my mistakes.
What they say: I'm personable
What they mean: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.
What they say: I'm extremely professional.
What they mean: I carry a PDA
What they say: I'm adaptable
What they mean: I've changed jobs a lot.
What they say: I'm always on the go.
What they mean: I'm never at my desk.
What they say: I'm highly motivated to succeed
What they mean: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.
Seriously though, find some sincere assistance for writing your perfect job application letter right here.
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